- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

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