- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man with a blue house wears a blue shirt and wears blue jeans. Someone from a red house with a red shirt knocks on his door. He is invited in because they are friends and both have a wonderful time.

HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

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