Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

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We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

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I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

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Obama walks into a hospital....

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

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What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

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If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

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Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

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knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

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Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

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A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

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Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

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Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

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HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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