What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

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today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

A person from Singapore eats

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

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What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

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