What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

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Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

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Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

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A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

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knock knock who's there? faith

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

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Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

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What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

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Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

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Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

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Roses are, blue, Violets are red, Screw poetic forms, I wish you were dead

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Hello everyone, if you couldnt tell, the most popular joke was removed because it wasnt even an antijoke, if you have a joke that isnt an antijoke, post it somewhere else, if you dont know what an antijoke even is then get the f*ck out, thumbs up if you agree with me

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What do fish and shoe laces have in common? nothing.

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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