How many fingers am i holding up? 4

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What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

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Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

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why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

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What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

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what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

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Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

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why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

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whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

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autsim

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School

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why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

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Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

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What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

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If i open this door you can go trough it

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What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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