What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

What is more worse than death? Death

what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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