- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

Why did the man dig his nose? because everyone digs their nose

That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

What's better than having sex with your mother? Nothing. I'm in love with her, son.

What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

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