Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

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why did your parents die? because I thought it was funny...

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How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to sit in the corner.

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Police Officer: Please step out of the car, sir Jimmy: Xbox...

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

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What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

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What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

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Why did the bird fall down? It got shot.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

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What animal has four legs and one hand? Happy rottweiler

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

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Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had a gun to its head

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Last Christmas I gave you my pie but the very next day you put it in your tummay. Now your dead because I poisoned the pie.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What did the Dementia sufferer get for Christmas?

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

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Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

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Where did Susie go when the bomb went of? Everywhere?

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Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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