Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme Refrigerator

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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How do you make a bull angry? Light it on fire

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Lol, thats funny, sorry for asking, but is your eye doing better? Was their IQ test the same one you get when you enter their site?

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

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MC donald the duck loves Justin's Balls. And Daniel Ma loves fried chicken boiled with rice \Cupcake

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what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

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What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

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what is the diference between a jew and a boy scout. a boy scout comes home from camp.

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Knock Knock! Come in..

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passenger seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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A man with Alztheimers walks into a bar. He forgets the purpose of being there.

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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