How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

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What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

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what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

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"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

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I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

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If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

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Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

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Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

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Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

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Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

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Q. What did the 300 pound Asian get for Valentine's day A. A jetpack. Except for the fact that the previous sentence was an obvious lie making this whole joke irrelevant.

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How do you fit 1000 babies into a trashcan? You don't that would be wasteful! You Eat Them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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a disabled man takes a walk in a park

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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