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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

how do you save a black man ... u don't

Wright flyer

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

I took my mum for a big shop the other day, we used the parent and child spot, not like there's an age range on it. - Peter Kay Try parking in the furthest spot away from the shop and you might burn some calories. -Me

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

Whats brown a sticky, shit

A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

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