I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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Why can no one in africa read or write? I would asume the lack of public education combined with the fact that setting up an education system for so many widespread remote comunities would be a logistical nightmare. But then again I have never been to africa and know little about the country and so the premise of this joke is probably a dramatic overstatement in the first place.

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Sorry, had it not been for my contacts, you would all have ended up in prison because of "The Wiz", I know you got a clean plate, but this guy was doing some seriously dirty laundry claiming to be working for "The Order", again it is best you all keep low, I will make sure my men evacuate this place as soon as we have rigged the game to your favor. As far as we can tell, he was the only one leaking Intel, but I suggest you keep an close eye on the rest of your boys and girls.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

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why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

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How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

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Women's Rights

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

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What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

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What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

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Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

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Three black men were walking...

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why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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