whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

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A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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Dumb

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

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Tim and Eric

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Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

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LeBron in the fourth quarter

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A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

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How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

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why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

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What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

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this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

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my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

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why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

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A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

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I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

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I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

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