How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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1 fish 2 fish red fish wait why is the fish red , oh I forgot I killed it

question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

dyslexics of the world untie!

I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

A black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man jump off a bridge. They were all suffering from chronic depression and couldn't take the pressures of life anymore.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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