- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

what did the tomato say when he was cut open? nothing, because vegetables are unable to speak

Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

wanna here a joke? you.

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

How can you tell an Irishman from a frenchman? Well, if you look back at both there heritages...

whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

Teacher: which vegetable makes your eyes water? Student: Any vegetable. Teacher: How? Student: Just rub any vegetable in your eyes and see what happens.

Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

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