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What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

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Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

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What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

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What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

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Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

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What's worse than getting an F on your paper? Walking in on a man wearing your mother's skin after vigorously raping her in front of your baby sister.

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

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A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

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Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

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How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

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How many people live in China? At least ten.

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why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

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Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

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Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

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Cry me a river. Then build a bridge and become a structural engineer.

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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