what do you call a middle-aged man with one blue suede shoe on, purple hair, pink skin, white eyes, no toenails, 67 fingers, 1 eye, a pocket watch, no clothes, and 8978967564567898765432345678765321234568909876543w245678909876543456098765323456-0987654367890-098765435678-09876543456789098765432345678909876543456789098765435678909876543234567898765323456890-987654345678900987654323456890987653234567890765434568909876543456899876543456789098765434568909876545678987654345678987654567898765434567898765478579458765456789876543223456789876543098765432123456898765432678987654230987653-098765434567898765434898765434567898765456787654567876 butt cheeks? bob.

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Why did the 16 year old black kid drop out of high school? He started a successful small business selling mixtapes.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they work hard at it

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Why did the boy cry? Because his mother died of a heart attack.

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Whats worse than the holocaust A.MRS FRANK B.HITLER ANSWER MRS FRANK

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What starts with F and ends in U C K? firetruck What starts with P and ends in O R N? popcorn What only costs 5 cents on weekends? your mom

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What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!

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What do you call a horse standing alone in an empty field? Tesco's own Beef Lasagne.

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Is it possible to mix an answer to a question with another? No. Aids are perfect for fear training.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why does Bill Gates give so much money to charity? A: Because he wants to improve the lives of his fellow human beings, and also excessive wealth would be detrimental to his children.

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Slam! Slam! Slam! I'm a woodpecker. Slam! Slam! Slam! Except with dirt.

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Where did Susie go when her town was bombed? Everywhere.

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Incidentally,on the subject of friends, when do you actually classify someone as a friend? Is it: When you have been to each others' house; When you have had an intelligent conversation more than once; When you have stayed for dinner; Or perhaps simply when each has decided that the other is worth the air that they breathe? [L]

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Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

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Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

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In soviet russia, roses are violet

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff card at the bottom of a pool.

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Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

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your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of problems with money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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