- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

You will NEVER guess what just happened!

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

whats worse than school? Summer school

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

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