A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

A baby seal walks into a club.

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

Cameron is a r e t a r d

what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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