- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

Wait what? I did not type that!

Donald Trump

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

a man checks his brand new cellphone to see if he has a text message... He has cancer

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Why was Billy laughing? He was driving the bus Why did Bobby drop his ice cream? Billy put the bus in reverse Why was Johnny crying? Sally and Bobby stole the money from his bank account and now he is poor and homeless

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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