Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

i am writing this because i felt like it.

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

Your face

what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

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