Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

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What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

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What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

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Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

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Pigachu is a Porkemon.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

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Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

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Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

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"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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I always wanted to know what the future will hold in the decades to come... Until I realized the idiotness of my own thought for it is nigh impossible for us humans to see the future... Except... That the ancient Mayan civilization prophesized the end of the universe, which I did take into consideration as I slowly nibbled my way through the waffle cone till I had realized that I had reached the paper surrounding the cone and immediately spat it out for it leaves a fowl taste In my mouth, then continued eating my ice cream as I pondered the future and the anti-climatic ending of this anti-joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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