- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

WEED!

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

Racial equality.

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