no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

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why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

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That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

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Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

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you first

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Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

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What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

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A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

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A man makes a sandwich.

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

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Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

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all jokes aside...

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Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

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Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

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Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon *Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name*

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Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

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Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

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I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

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