- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

what's brown and sticky A stick!

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

womens rights.

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

A guy who plays shooting games acquires an assault rifle but he doesn't kill anyone, why? Because he was a nice and peaceful man who loves his wife.

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

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