- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

Racial equality.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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