Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

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What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

I'm going as the joker for halloween

What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

What can hitler cook well Steak

5 Italian guys from Long Island

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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