monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

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Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

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A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

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Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

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Two guys walk into a bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

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roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

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Q: What do you call a guy that is smart? A: A SMART Guy.

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How to kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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Ginger woodpecker throbbing in the moonlight

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Two Naked men jump off a cliff. Three months later, an entire pack of Cub Scouts were enrolled in group therapy. It's ongoing.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Chuck norris is seen standing outside a bakery in Paris holding numchucks. He just finished lunch

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hey i just met you and this is crazy i just had bath salts your face looks tasty!

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a desert island together. They eventually succumb to dehydration and heat exhaustion. They lasted five days.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None,it eats plants.

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Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

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What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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