Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

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Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

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what did one wall say to another wall? nothing walls cant talk

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rocky is staring at us from outside...

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What did the homeless man get for christmas eve? Hypothermia. What did the children get for christmas day? A traumatic experience when they tripped over his snow-covered corpse.

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Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

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when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

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What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

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the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

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Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

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Why did the man eat the cheese? because the man was a mouse

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- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

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What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

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What's white and gluey Glue

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Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

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A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

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A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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