- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

What do gay cows eat? Grass.

why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

At the time my grandfather came round to visit, what was happening in Australia? A giant spider was giving birth.

Why couldn't the dead man take a shit? He was severely constipated

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??