- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it bad to have 10 blond girls in a closet at the same time? The closet is a very compacted space and one of them is a claustrophobic.

Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

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