What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

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What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

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What do a black man and an elephant have in common? They are both multi-cellular organisms, they both belong to the kingdom Animalia, the phylum Chordata, and the class Mammalia, they both possess vertebrae, they both move through legged locomotion, they both possess knee joints and they both possess the capacity for altruistic behavior.

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This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

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Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

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Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

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I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

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yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

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pull my finger (farts)

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what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

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Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

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What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

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Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

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a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

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Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

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Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

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