Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

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What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

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What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

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If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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Why did the black man have lots of money. He studied hard at school and got into a good university. He dedicated 5 years of his life working relentlessly and getting his diploma in medicine then went on to work in a private hospital as head doctor and neuro surgeon. He was very successful in his specific field of medicine. That didn't work out so after quitting his job and realizing he had wasted over 7 years of his life achieving nothing but lose of interest in his career. He then bought a lottery ticket and won 8 million dollars.

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Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

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What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

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Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

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Wats rong with yo leg.....

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Why was the woman crying? Because I hit her with a bat.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

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Who's worse: Ghandi or Hitler Answer: Hitler

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

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What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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2 + 2 = 4

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why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

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Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

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There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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