- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

A woman leaves the kitchen.

Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

Whats worse than a pile of dead baby's? Being raped by a giant scorpion. Well that escalated quickly. Also i'm gonna call the cops.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

Q: How many dwarfs does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1 or 2. One to change the light bulb and maybe another one to guards the staircase for the safety of the first one when the ceiling is too high (Wich happens almost every time because they are dwarfs.)

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