- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

Why was sally mopping the floor? Because she was a slave

Your face is hilarious.

Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

GADZOOKS!

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

When you have read this, you've already read it.

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

This is not a joke

Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

copy me and i will kill you

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