knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

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Why was Martha put in a wheelchair? She was hit by a rabid cabbage.

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Hey do you want to hear the joke about my d**k?? I cant tell it because it's to long

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What is green, dangorous, slow, defencive, and scared? A turtle with a uzi.

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What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

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Roses are multicoloured Violets are multicoloured Mushrooms are great

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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what did the crocodile say to the fish? OMNOMNOMNOMNOM!! and then the fish swam away because of the the weird noise the crock was making...

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What's green and bounces? An envious kangaroo.

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

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Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

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wanna hear a joke? women rights. -ZombieUr

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his forehead. Why did the little boy have a frog stapled to his forehead? Because Johnny just can't drive. Why can't Johnny drive? He has no arms and legs. Why does Johnny have no arms and legs? Cause Johnny is a potato! Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? Because he got ran over by a bus. But who was driving the bus? Johnny the potato!

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What do you call a black man in a Police car? A Police Officer

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An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

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what do you call a man with no @ss? d1ckhead

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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whats thin, long and hard? A: a pen is

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Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Im a dog. RUUUFFF!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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