So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

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You know whats better than 24? 25

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Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

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A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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Q: what are very funny A: Jokes

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guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?

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Hahaha

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The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

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in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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Last night I had the strangest dream. I was eating a big marshmallow and when I woke up this morning I had appendicitus

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What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

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I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

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Why did Jane get pregnant Because she bought a man's semen and put it in her vagina.

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Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

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Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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