If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

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A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

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How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

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A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

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Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

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why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

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I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

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I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

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What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

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Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

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If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

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why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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