- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

Your mama is so fat. Just look at her.

Yo momma is so fat, that when I went over to your house and accidentally stepped on a skateboard, yo momma came out and said "get the %$^# off the skateboard!"

Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Anywhere from 2-8, depending on the size of the vehicle.

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

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whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

Your face

If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

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