- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

what is more funny than watching a baby fly in a circle at 100 mph stopping it with a shovel

How to find if your overweight? Ask your friend to make a big clay volcano, out of baking soda and vinegar. While its erupting if you're too busy eatin five course dinner. FAT

Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

I used to have an ugly,black and disabled man as a friend. However, he had a very nasty personality so we are no longer friends.

What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

My son lost his first tooth today...so proud. Took my punch like a champ

Why do blonde girls like penis? Because it tastes good

what taste like an apple, looks like an apple, but isnt an apple? an apple.

You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

Why was Timmy crying? because his impaled his dog while in a drunken rage

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

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