What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

wael.. nuff said

Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

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What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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