What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

If this joke were a potato I would be very confused

what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

knock knock no no you go now i clean

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

Racial Equality

Were can you find a bag of meth?

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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