What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

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That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

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A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

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One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

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How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

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How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

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My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

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What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

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Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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brock has small hands for a small job

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

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Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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I just found out i have cancer.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Neglegence and irresponsibility of a farmer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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