- Anti Joke

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

Q: How Do You Stop a Bus? A: Pull the Brakes so it comes to a absolute stop.

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

Oh, hi Dave, come inside.

How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

roses are red violets are black lewis norris has a fucking narra back

A black guy and an apple fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? They both hit the ground roughly at the same time, because the acceleration due to gravity is constant.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

A white man, hispanic man, and a black man walk into a bar together. They order cokes.

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the Shell Station.

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A fat cat sits on the ground staring up at a fence. The fence stares down at the cat and laughs.

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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