- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

this joke is funny so dont read the rest even though there is no rest

Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

What did david give back? Nothing.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. wait wut are u a bitch Violet are not freakin blue its Purple

A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

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Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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