Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

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What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

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What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

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A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

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If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

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Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

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What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

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Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

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Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

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What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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Why do blonde girls like penis? Because it tastes good

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Why was Timmy crying? because his impaled his dog while in a drunken rage

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what taste like an apple, looks like an apple, but isnt an apple? an apple.

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What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

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No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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I used to have an ugly,black and disabled man as a friend. However, he had a very nasty personality so we are no longer friends.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

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My son lost his first tooth today...so proud. Took my punch like a champ

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A cowboy walks in to a bar and says to the guy behind the counter "Can I have a glass of water?". The bar tender shot a gun and missed the cowboy by an inch. The cowboy said thanks. Why? Because the cowboy had the hiccups

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A mum and a dad were having guests round for dinner. The daughter overheard them arguing. Dad was calling mum a b*tch and mum was calling dad a b*stard. The daughter asked them what it meant and they just said, "oh, it just means ladies and gentlemen". Later, when mum was doing her makeup, she dropped it and said oh "sh*t". Daughter asked what it meant and mum replked "it's just another word for makeup". After that, dad dropped the turkey and said "oh, F*ck!" Daughter asked what it meant and he replied "its another word for cooking". When the guests arrived, the daughter answered the door, and said "hello b*tches and b*stards. Mums upstairs stuffing sh*t on her face and dads in the kitchen f*cking the turkey".

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Anti Joke

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