Why was Mr. Smith always so sad at the block party? His uncle molested him as a child, when he was 10 he finally told his mother. His mother and father later fought if they should tell the police, the mother wanted him to go to jail, and the dad didn't want to ruin his family because the uncle was his brother, and the uncle had children. Right before his mother would call the police his father stabbed her in the back, mr smith saw what happened. Him and his father hid his mothers body and mr smith"s dad told him if he tells anyone about this he will kill him. Years later when mr smith was 13 he went on drugs to ease the pain, he later became an addict, and dropped out of school. He know suffers from depression and has killed all 3 of his wives. He is wanted in many middle eastern countries. So when ever he goes to sleep he has the same dream were him mom offers him pot and right before he gets it his dad stabs her in the back. So know mr smith is sad at the block party because he will kill himself later tonight.

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

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What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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Before Super Mario existed what did people play? Instruments.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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LOL we are spamming this site too much!

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My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

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What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

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Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

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Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

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Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

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Nuneaton..

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It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

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why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

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A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

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Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

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Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

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The Game.

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