- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are like potatoes, when you eat them, they die.

Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

A black man with a blond beard came to deliver me a pizza. I paid him, tipped him, and closed my door. I forgot the pizza. Dammit.

Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

Why do I hate food? I don't.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

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