- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

Keanu Reaves

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

Mullets

James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

what's white and sticky semen

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

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